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THE TOP TEN TABLOID HEADLINES OF 2003 by Michael J. Oelrich Week in and week out some of the best headlines in the world are written by the editors of America's finest newspapers, the Weekly World News and the Sun. Every month we use a little space here to honor the 10 finest. Now that the end of the year is here we'd like to take a look back at the very top tabloid headlines form the year 2003. 20 NAZI ROCKET CRASH-LANDS IN LONDON 58 YEARS AFTER IT WAS
LAUNCHED! WWN 19 MAN INVENTS NEW BICYCLE for horses! WWN 18 TERROR OF THE RIDDLER DWARF! WWN 17 SCIENTIST ATTACKED BY KILLER SQUIRRELS WWN 16 SPACE ALIENS ARE SENDING THEIR KIDS TO EARTHS UNIVERSITIES
. . . & theyre making our top students look like idiots! WWN 15 SEAGULLS ATTACK ROBOT FALCONS! WWN 14 WOMAN FINDS DEAD LEPRECHAUN IN A JAR! WWN 13 MONKEYS ATE MY CAR! SUN 12 200 ELVES LAID OFF! . . . as Santa moves operation to Honduras
sweatshop WWN 11 CHIMP ARRESTED FOR RECKLESS DRIVING WWN 10 HILLBILLY ZOMBIES CAUSE MOUNTAIN MAYHEM! WWN 9 DUCK HUNTERS SHOOT ANGEL! WWN 8 FEBRUARY TO BE CANCELED! WWN 7 VENGEFUL FROGS EAT FRENCH CHEF'S LEGS WWN 6 MEAT-EATING LIONS DEVOUR VEGETARIAN MISSIONARIES
WWN 5 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR BOSS IS A DEMON FROM HELL! WWN 4 NEW SUPERNATURAL MENACE . . . WEREPOODLES WWN 3 LOST DOGGY TRAVELS 100 MILES TO COME HOME . . . to
attack the owner who abandoned him! WWN 2 FANG YOU, FANG YOU VERY MUCH Vampire Elvis is
on the prowl, say cops SUN 1 HOTCAKES NO LONGER SELLING WELL WWN |
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