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April 26, 2010
World Intellectual Property Day 
BIRTHDAYS 
Frederick Law Olmsted 1822 
Jerry Blackwell 1949
Joe Crede 1978

A Note About City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD

     It's come to my attention that once again an Asian newspaper has reprinted one of the headlines in City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD as being true.  May I take this opportunity to reiterate that the headlines in City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD are meant to be used for entertainment purposes only, not informational purposes, because as much truth may or may not be contained in them there is virtually NO fact.  City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD only came about because The Weekly World News ceased publication so Mike found himself in the position of having to write the funny headlines himself.  He has accomplished that task with mixed success at best.  So to the good people of Taipei we apologetically say, "To the best of our knowledge actor Tom Cruise has never played basketball with actor Danny DeVito, sober or otherwise."




NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/18/10 The Gentlewoman: From the makers of Fantastic Man.
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04/18/10 Knit & Crochet Style: In English. Printed in Germany.
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04/18/10 Show Girlz Latina: 100% Latina!
*04/18/10 L'Officiel Hors Série: With English version. 
*04/18/10 Perfect Day: Ideas & inspiration to personalise your wedding. UK.
*04/09/10 Snow Leopard Genius Guide: 178 pages of essential tips & techniques. UK.
*04/09/10 iPhone & iPad App Directory: Your guide to the best applications for iPhone, iPod Touch & iPad. UK.
 04/07/10 Orlando Attractions Magazine: Disney & beyond.
 04/07/10 Your Wedding... Imagine Magazine: Canada.  
  
 
   
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

   
Sometime Genesis frontman Phil Collins owns 18 cannonballs used in the battle of the Alamo.
-- May Harper's

     18,000 structures were destroyed in the Great Chicago Fire.
-- May-June Mental Floss



City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD  
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

GOURMET POI CHAIN CLOSES ITS LAST OUTLET

NORTH DAKOTA TOURISM DOUBLES AFTER
A CHICAGO FAMILY OVERSHOOTS MINNEAPOLIS 

ANIMAL ACTIVISTS 'LIBERATE' OVER 200 LAB RATS INFECTED WITH BUBONIC PLAGUE!I

MAN EATING OSTRICH SITS TWO TABLES AWAY FROM MAN EATING WILD BOAR!

STUDENT GENETICS RESEARCHERS REPRIMANDED AFTER CROSSING 
A COHO, A WALLEYE, AND A MUSKIE TO BE FUNNY




 

April 19, 2010
Feast of Waltrude 
BIRTHDAYS 
Eliot Ness 1903 
Tim Curry 1946
Ruby Wax 1953

Ode to a Newsstand 2010

Laid out on the racks so orderly
are Cosmo, Spin and Gentleman's Quarterly.
Glistening in rows so sleekly
are Rolling Stone, Real Simple, and Pro Football Weekly.
More informative than Brinkley & Huntley
are Newsweek, Time, and Washington Monthly.
A perfect gift for holiday giving --
Elle or Vogue or Martha Stewart Living.
Though some might find some issues a snooze
(check Vanity Fair and Shotgun News)
Another ish can be quite a corker -- 
just take a look at the new New Yorker!
One magazine that's quite oversized
is Miami's favorite, Ocean Drive.
Other 'zines are somewhat smaller
like Reader's Digest or Trapper & Predator Caller.
From Esquire, U.S. News & World Report,
Maxim, Flex and Auto Motor und Sport
to Harper's Bazaar and Seventeen,
TV Guide and Bike Magazine,
taken alone they're all quite grand
but taken together they make a newsstand!




NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/09/10 Filament: For women who like hot men and intelligent thought.
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04/09/10 Jimon: Art. Fashion.
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04/09/10 Consumers Digest Complete Car Guide: Expert reviews.
*04/09/10 ESPN World Cup Guide: Picks and predictions for all 32 teams. 
*04/09/10 Mother Earth News Guide to Growing Your Own Food: Hundreds of great ideas for any garden.
*04/09/10 Snow Leopard Genius Guide: 178 pages of essential tips & techniques. UK.
*04/09/10 iPhone & iPad App Directory: Your guide to the best applications for iPhone, iPod Touch & iPad. UK.
 04/07/10 Orlando Attractions Magazine: Disney & beyond.
 04/07/10 Your Wedding... Imagine Magazine: Canada.  
  
 
   
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

   
A hairy leg may get sunburned more quickly than a shaved one.
-- May Discover

     Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
-- June BBC Knowledge



City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD  
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

AMERICA GIVES UP ON DAVID SOUL

APPLE TO CHARGE $529 FOR NEW DIGITAL SHOE, THE iPED 

MESH INSERTED DURING HERNIA REPAIR PICKS UP HBO!

FIRST-TIME CAMPER LEARNS WHAT CHIGGERS ARE

SCIENTIST CROSSES A BABOON AND A BIT OF ORANGE PEEL 
AND GETS A COOL, REFRESHING NEW APE! 

 




April 9, 2010
Feast of Waltrude 
BIRTHDAYS 
Hugh Hefner 1926 
Tom Lehrer 1928
Jim Fowler 1932

The Newsstand Mystique

    What is it about a newsstand that draws people in? Is it the military precision of the magazines marching off the shelf like razzle-dazzle regiments of reading? Is it the coverlines that sing to us like a cacophony of siren songs? Is it the anarchy of the clash of thousands of voices competing to be heard? I don’t know if there’s any one right answer, but perhaps we can gain some insight into the question if we consider some of the ways that newsstands suck people into their rainbow-realm of saddle-stitched style and stimulation.

     Like a buffet, having more items displayed than any one person can possibly consume at one time gives the fascinating appearance of an inexhaustible variety of treats. The producers of both three-ring circuses and big Las Vegas production shows have always known that showing people just a little more than they can absorb at one time gives the illusion of showing way more than they are. The human mind has difficulty distinguishing between a little more than it can easily comprehend and infinity. (Think of the young child who knows no difference between 30 years old and 100 years old or between 100 dollars and a million dollars – they’re both more than they can comprehend and therefore approximately the same.)

     Checking out a newsstand is a way for us to stick our heads above ground and see what’s going on in the world outside of our own burrows. The newsstand is a place where one can meet the world head on, on equal footing with anyone.

     Most of us have so many people in our lives telling us we’re stupid – parents, spouses, bosses, older siblings, etc. – that we all have the occasional need to feel smart. In the television era, stopping at a newsstand and voluntarily reading is enough to make any of us feel mildly virtuous.

     The covers of magazines clothe the racks in a crazy quilt of color, which stimulates us at a visceral level that is quite apart from the cerebral. The fact that the colors often reflect the season may appeal to us in yet a different way. The magazines on a newsstand can be said to make up a sort of fragmented reflection of the zeitgeist. Standing before a rack of magazines is like peering into a shattered looking glass, each shard distortedly reflecting a different aspect of the body politic, in an ever-changing cubist representation of society. 

     Now that you've read my fanciful ideas, tell us why newsstands appeal to YOU. E-Mail us at: newsstand@citynewsstand.com


NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/01/10 L'Officiel Hommes Italia: Fashion reality.
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04/01/10 Be: Nouveau · travel.
 
04/01/10 Aero Australia: Quarterly..
 04/01/10 Capital: Printed in Germany. 
 04/01/10 Tour: Das rennrad - magazin. Deutschland.
*03/30/10 Klack: Photography & culture magazine.
 03/30/10 Jewish Currents: A progressive secular voice.
  
 
   
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

    
The highest speed ever reached on a conventional motorcycle is 252.6 mph.
-- April BBC Focus

     A cephalopod called a vampire squid is neither a vampire nor a squid.
-- June BBC Knowledge



City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD  
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

MAN WHO LIKES PIÑA COLADAS HAS ONLY HALF A BRAIN!

MAN-EATING TIGER IN RESTAURANT IS ARRESTED FOR EATING ILLEGAL TIGER MEAT 

MANSION HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF THE POOR PEOPLE 
ITS OWNER CRUSHED TO GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A MANSION

MANGOES TASTE GOOD!

MANY ELEPHANTS ARE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT THEIR SIZE

 




April 5, 2010
Feast of Vincent Ferrer 
BIRTHDAYS 
Spencer Tracy 1900
Albert R. Broccoli 1916
Frank Gorshin 1933

Johnny Chicago in The Case of Mistaken Necessity

    My brown size 8 fedora lay upside-down on the floor in the middle of my office.  Behind my desk with my tie off and my collar unbuttoned I slouched in my swivel chair, lazily flipping a sticky pack of poker cards into the hat, on-by-one. Well, at the hat, anyway -- some of them went in.  I was between cases, having wrapped up a dull but modestly remunerative insurance inquiry a couple of Tuesdays ago.  I was considering locking up and going down to Al's to get an early start on the night's drinking when a sharp rap came on the pebbled glass of my outer door, the one that had "Johnny Chicago -- Discreet Investigations" stenciled on it.
     I jumped like a cat to open the door -- if I didn't pay something on my tab at Al's soon I'd have to find an even crummier joint to drink in.  As I swung the door inward a man in a rumpled suit rushed right past me and seated himself in the client's chair.
     "Close the door! Close the door!" 
     I did so and made the long walk around my desk to my swivel and plopped down.  
     "Have a seat," I said, uselessly.
     He was a fidgety little guy, maybe forty, neatly shaven, hair recently and fashionably cut.  His suit was rumpled but of the first quality.  His Swiss watch and Italian loafers told me he had money, I just had to figure out how to separate him from some of it.
     "So what can I do for you, Mister...?"
     "No names!" he snapped.
     "OK.  I can play it that way.  You try to forget that my name is Johnny Chicago and I'll try to forget that your name is Harold Jacklin."
     Among the playing cards on the floor my keen powers of observation had detected a card I hadn't thrown.  I responded to Jacklin's sputtering by nodding to it.  He bent down to pick it up and came up all red in the face, whether from exertion or embarrassment I offer no opinion.  He quickly stuffed the card back into his pocket.  He started to remonish me with something snooty like, "Your sign said 'discreet'" when he did a double-take.  Looking at the mess on the floor he commented with a raised eyebrow, "You don't seem very busy... "
     It was my turn to turn red in the face but I didn't.  Without batting an eyelash I said, "Actually you've interrupted some research I was conducting."  That didn't seem to fly so I added, "That poker player that was murdered down in Stickney?"
     He looked dubious but continued.
     "What you can do for me is very simple, really.  I need you to buy some magazines for me."
     "You don't need a private eye for that.  What's the catch?"
     "No catch.  It's just that my interests are, um, diverse... " His eyes darkened and he added sternly, "and they're nobody's business but my own."
     "And now mine, too."
     "I'm hoping I can rely on your discretion."
     "Oh, I'm the soul of discretion.  How diverse?"
     "Nothing illegal or anything like that but you may need to go to a dozen or so specialty shops to find them.  Here's a list."
     He handed me a sheet torn neatly from a yellow legal pad covered with scores of magazine titles written in a small, formal hand.  The selection was eclectic all right.  There was everything from specialized cooking magazine to obscure political & literary journals to oddball puzzle mags to gun collecting, regional titles and much more.  I could see why he'd figured I'd be pretty busy.  I briefly considered taking his money but in the end I knew it wouldn't be right.
     I handed his list back to him.
     "You don't need me.  You can get all this at City Newsstand in Chicago or the Chicago-Main Newsstand in Evanston.  I'll write down the addresses for you."
     After he left I picked up all the poker cards and went back to flipping them into the hat.  I decided I couldn't afford an early start on the night's drinking.


NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*03/28/10 Popular Crafts Complete Guide to Cardmaking: Rubber Stamping | embossing | punchneedle | quilting. UK.
*03/28/10 Fantasy Art: Over 200 pages of tutorials, interviews and features for using Photoshop and Painter.
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03/28/10 Dapper Dan: Men's fashion & philosophy.
 03/28/10 Power Torque: Australian truck mag. 
 03/28/10 Fashion Music Style: Fill my senses. UK.
 03/28/10 Design Quarterly: Australia..
 03/28/10 Web Design: Visual lessons for online success. UK.
 03/28/10 Post Modern Ink: Tattoos Art Lifestyle Culture.
 03/28/10 Beautiful Britain: Celebrating the past, embracing the future.
 03/25/10 Super Yacht World: The international magazine for superyachts of distinction. UK.
 03/24/10 Republic Magazine: Politics with an edge.
 03/24/10 GiardinAntico: Italy.
  
 
   
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

    
The Hundred Years War lasted 116 years.
-- May Empire

     The Jacob & Co. Ruby Royal wristwatch features an all ruby dial and bezel and can be had for a mere $700,000. 
--  WatchTime Buyer's Guide 2010
 

City Newsstand's HEADLINE WORLD  
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

NEW ORLEANS 'TANE PUMPER WRITES HIT SONG!

NEW PETTING ZOO DIRECTOR REPLACES ALLIGATORS AND PORCUPINES 
WITH GUINEA PIGS AND A DONKEY 

GNU BREEDER USES SELECTIVE BREEDING TO CREATE A NEW GNU!

NOODLE FACTORY EXPLOSION COVERS NEIGHBORHOOD WITH SMOKING LINGUINE!

NEWSLETTER SUED BY DIMINUTIVE ACTION STAR!

 

 

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