March 7, 2016
Feast of Perpetua and Felicity

BIRTHDAYS
Peter Wolf 1946
Bryan Cranston 1956
Wanda Sykes 1964

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*02/25/16 Blow Up: Amazing photos from around the world. UK.
02/25/16 Boneshaker Magazine: A sideways look at cycling.
02/25/16 Bake From Scratch: Mangez bien!
02/25/16  The Mag Pi The official raspberry pi magazine. UK.
*02/23/16 Teeth Magazine: UK.
02/23/16 New Noise Magazine: UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The average American checks his cell phone 46 times in a day.
— March Harper’s

African lions kill over 200 times more humans than grizzly bears.
— February BBC Science Focus

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

HIPPOPOTAMUS TEA!

OHIO MAN WALKS INTO WAL-MART WITH LIVE ALLIGATORS STRAPPED TO HIS FEET!

LATEST NECKWEAR TREND: MUMMIFIED BATS!

NEW MEXICO JUST AS OLD AS THE ORIGINAL ONE!

NEW SOLUTION TO THE DEBT CRISIS: SHEETCAKE!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Also, you’re gonna need some butter and preferably some kind of cheese. Mushrooms are good, too. Ooh! And ham!

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Lynn Gwistix