January 29, 2018
W.C. Fields 1880
Leslie Bricusse 1931
Oprah Winfrey 1954
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
*12/21/18 The Steidz Magazine: UK.
*12/19/18 RAF Secret Jets of Cold War Britain: High-performance supersonic fighter projects.
12/19/18 Crochet Now: The UK’s No. 1 magazine for crochet patterns.
12/19/18 Dirt Bike Rider: Britain’s biggest-selling dirt bike magazine.
12/19/18 Private EYE: UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
If you’re willing to wait 3 months, the Copenhagen Zoo will let you feed your dead horse to their lions.
— February Harper’s
95% of Venezuela is generated by its oil reserves.
— TIME The Year In Review
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
STRAWBERRIES ARE LOSING THEIR FRECKLES!
REVOLUTIONARY NEW ‘STAND-UP’ COMIC SITS IN A CHAIR!
MOST LIGHT HOUSES ACTUALLY QUITE HEAVY!
SO-CALLED ‘FROZEN CUSTARD’ IS REALLY JUST REGULAR CUSTARD THAT’S BEEN FROZEN!
VAMPIRE-AMERICANS ESPECIALLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE FLU THIS YEAR
Weekly Words of Wisdom
If you try really, really hard you’ll find that it hurts so much more when you fail.
Fictitious Customer of the Week