January 22, 2018
Feast of Gaudentius of Novara
Ann Sothern 1909
Steve Perry 1949
Guy Fieri 1968
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
*12/19/18 Guitarist presents Legends of Tone: Fender. UK.
12/19/18 Modern Gardens: Create your perfect outside space – no green fingers required! UK.
12/18/18 The Searcher: The informed voice of metal detecting. UK.
12/18/18 Classic Plant & Machinery: UK.
12/18/18 High IQ Puzzle Book: Do you think you have the IQ of a genius? UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
The world’s longest fence is in Australia and is 3,500 miles long. It was built to separate Livestock and hungry dingoes.
— February Ranger Rick
A common swift can fly in the air for 10 months without stopping.
— February Ranger Rick, Jr.
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
CLOSED DOG TRACKS ARE REOPENING FOR ALLIGATOR RACING!
CAULIFLOWER: DISGUSTING HELL-WEED OR NUTRITIOUS PUNISHMENT-FOOD?
SECRET 5,000 MILE LONG CAVE RUNS FROM CENTRAL AUSTRALIA TO WESTERN CHINA!
OHIO DENTIST BUILDS 1:20 SCALE MODEL OF LINCOLN MEMORIAL
ENTIRELY OUT OF HIS PATIENTS’ EXTRACTED TEETH!
ONE OF NATION’S LARGEST BLOODBANKS RUN BY VAMPIRE CULT!
Weekly Words of Wisdom
The following is everything I know for sure:
Fictitious Customer of the Week