July 31, 2017
Ka Hae Hawai’i Day

BIRTHDAYS

Irv Kupcinet 1912
Curt Gowdy 1919
Kenny Burrell 1931

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*07/18/17 Flow The Big Book of Drawing: English & Dutch edition.
07/14/17 Grow: The quintessential cannabis horticulture magazine.
*07/11/17 Season: Fashion < – > Football. UK.
07/11/17 Profane: Semi-annual in French & English.
*07/07/17 Southern Celebrations Autumn: Entertaining | Recipes | Decorating.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

7 million leeches are bred in Russia each year for medicinal use.
— August Harper’s

The goliath bird-eating spider is kind of misnamed because it mostly eats toads.
— Animal Planet Animals Strange, Unusual, Gross & Cool

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

OHIO MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FINDS HIMSELF ABLE TO JUGGLE PERFECTLY!

DRACULA TIRED OF NOT LIVING

CLEANING LADY KEEPS DISCARDED MEDALLION, FORSEES HER OWN DEATH!

DO ZOMBIES DRINK 7UP?

SINATRA FAMILY STILL PURSUING SCOOBY-DOO ROYALTIES

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you’re thinking of flying to another city you might find it easier to take an airplane instead.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Dewey Teagan