May 22, 2017
World Goth Day

BIRTHDAYS
Arthur Conan Doyle 1859
Michael Constantine 1927
Richard Benjamin 1938

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/17/17 How It Works Inside The Human Body: Over 500 amazing facts.
*05/15/17 End Paper: Los Angeles We Are Here.
*05/12/17 BBC World Histories: Fresh perspectives on our global past.
*05/10/17 Guide to Cooking From Scratch: From Capper’s Farmer.
05/10/17 Dveight: Quarterly.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The world’s smallest dog is a Chihuahua named Molly who’s fewer than 4 inches tall at the shoulder.
— June/July National Geographic KiDS

The world’s spiders eat an estimated 800 million tons of insects and other prey every year, more than twice the meat & fish that humans do.
— May BBC Science Focus

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG LIFTS LEG ON WORLD’S TALLEST TREE

WE KNOW FOR SURE THAT VAMPIRES DON’T EXIST BECAUSE A WEREWOLF TOLD US SO!

BREAKING: SCARY CLOWN NATIONAL FOREST CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! Details as they come in…

PSYCHIC PREDICTS: EARTH SOON TO BE INVADED BY PLANET WITH SENTIENT CITRUS FRUIT!

SMART SOBER MAN GETS STUPID DRUNK

Weekly Words of Wisdom

In today’s world it’s now possible to have a horse that’s as sick as a dog at the same time you have a dog that’s healthy as a horse.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Paul DeByette