October 24, 2016
Food Day

BIRTHDAYS
F. Murray Abraham 1939
Corky Siegel 1943
B.D. Wong 1960

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*10/07/16 Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Magazine: The new home cooking.
10/06/16 Well Being: Australia’s leading natural health & living magazine.
*10/05/16 Golden Joystick presents The 100 Best Games: To play right now!
*10/04/16 Empire 101 Movie Masterpieces: A collection of Empire’s famous Masterpiece essays. UK
*10/03/16 Upstate Diary: Insight & inspirations from our creative landscape.
09/29/16 Plough Quarterly: Stories | ideas | culture.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Connecticut law says that in order to be called a pickle, a brined cucumber must bounce when dropped from a height of one foot.
— November/December Mental Floss

Some squirrels tap sugar maple trees so they can lick up the sweet sap.
— October Natural History

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

SLENDERMAN GETTING SO THIN THEY”RE STARTING TO CALL HIM “THICKSNAKE”

PHANTOM BAGPIPES HEARD IN ANCIENT SCOTTISH CASTLE PLAY MICHAEL JACKSON’S THRILLER

NEW FROM THE PIŇATA FULL OF SPIDERS PEOPLE – PIŇATA FULL OF SCORPIONS!

RENOWNED PSYCHIC’S SPIRIT GUIDE TELLS HIM FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE THAT HE’S A PHONY

WOMBATS CAN SPEAK ITALIAN!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you have to you have to. You don’t have to like it but why waste energy hating it?

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Bill Ding