October 17, 2016
International Day for the Eradication of Poverty
Evel Knievel 1938
George Wendt 1948
Mike Judge 1962
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
09/29/16 Dell Totally Pocket Sudoku: For solvers on the go!
09/27/16 Orlando: The city’s magazine.
*09/26/16 The Messy Heads: Me, my mess, & I.
*09/21/16 English Period Homes: UK.
*09/21/16 Our Quilting: Quilts, techniques, artists & more.
*09/20/16 Toile: The fabric of fashion.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
Workers at the coffee shop in CIA HQ aren’t allowed to write customers’ names on cups.
— November National Geographic KiDS
William Henry Harrison was President for only one month.
— All About History Book of U.S. Presidents
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)
WATCH YOUR TRICK-OR-TREATERS – ONE MAY BE A REAL GHOST OR GOBLIN!
DISNEY PATRONS HOSPITALIZED WITH SEVER EARWORM INFESTATION!
82% OF GIRAFFES DRIVE CONVERTIBLES
FIELD OF SUNFLOWERS CONCEALS SECRET COLONY OF HUMUNCULI!
LOST IN THE DESERT? DON’T ACCEPT A RIDE ON THE PHANTOM STAGECOACH!
Weekly Words of Wisdom
Today I learned how to play The Piano. On the DVD player.
Fictitious Customer of the Week
Irene Lee Thinxeau