October 10, 2016
World Mental Health Day

BIRTHDAYS
Vernon Duke 1903
Thelonious Monk 1917
Ed Wood 1924

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

No New magazines this week due to technical difficulties.
Watch for New Magazines to be back soon!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The black mamba, one of the most feared snakes on Earth, is actually brown.
— 2016 Junior Science

Mercury and Venus are moonless.
— TIME Mission to Mars

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

SCANDAL AT PUMPKIN BEAUTY PAGEANT!

THIS HOUSE IS SO HAUNTED THAT JUST WALKING BY IT COULD TURN YOUR HAIR WHITE!

HAWAII OVERRUN BY COLORFUL, FRAGRANT FLOWERS RUN AMOK!

PEOPLE WHO NEVER PLAYED BEFORE CAN PLAY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC ON THIS HAUNTED GUITAR!

WEREWOLVES’ UNION LOBBIES FOR MORE FIRE HYDRANTS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Remember the future!

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Gino Cherry