May 23, 2016
World Turtle Day

BIRTHDAYS
Rosemary Clooney 1928
Robert Moog 1934
Drew Carey 1958

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/07/16 Galerie: Artistic Living.
*05/07/16 Southern Cakes: 117 Classic recipes.
05/17/16 Brooklyn Magazine: Published 10 times a year.
05/06/16 Beekman Almanac: Cultivate a better life.
05/06/16 Good Grit: The character of the South.
05/06/16 Making Cards: Britain’s best value card making magazine.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A recent survey showed young British adults regarded an internet connection more important to their quality of life than daylight.
— June Harper’s

Humans have more than five senses, some sharks get cancer, and houseflies can live for weeks.
— May BBC Science Focus

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

TO GOOSE NIELSENS, NFL TESTING LIVE BOX TURTLES IN PLACE OF FOOTBALLS

TODAY’S YOUNG WITCHES ARE LOUSY SPELLERS!

ESCARGOT IS THE NAME OF NEW FRENCH CAR THAT GOES 0 – 50 IN THREE MINUTES

ON HIS FRONT STOOP OHIO MAN FINDS A BURNING CANDLE, A SEVERED HEAD, AND A BOXFUL OF PUPPIES!

THIS ICE CREAM PARLOR’S ROCKY ROAD CONTAINS REAL ROCKS AND ACTUAL ROAD!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Scientific studies show that people who have more birthdays tend to live longer.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Stella DeKnight