April 4, 2016
Feast of Tigernach of Clones

BIRTHDAYS
Bea Benaderet 1906
Muddy Waters 1913
Anthony Perkins 1932

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*03/19/16 Dump Soups: Simple and delicious no-fuss cooking.
*03/17/16 Color Me!: Relax | Color | Create.
*03/17/16 All About History Book of U.S. Presidents: Discover the iconic leaders who shaped history. UK.
03/16/16  Bee Culture’s Bee Keeping: A honey of a nice magazine.
*03/10/16 LMS Steam Revival: A pictorial history of preserved LMS steam locomotives.
*03/10/16 All About History Book of British Royals: Trace the turbulent history of Britain’s monarch from 1066 to the present day. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

An octopus has 3 hearts.
— April Ranger Rick Jr

Nearly a thousand species of moth originated on Hawai’i but only two species of butterfly.
– Mar. / Apr. Maui Nō Ka ‘Oi

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

VAMPIRE TRICYCLE!

OHIO MAN SWEARS CHARLES NELSON REILLY IS LIVING IN HIS ATTIC

PIZZA SQUIRREL PICKS OFF THE ANCHOVIES

AL CAPONE’S LIMO STILL SMELLS LIKE RED WINE AND CHEAP CIGARS

FAMILY MAKES HASENPFEFFER – SPOILS EASTER FOR EVERYBODY

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

They don’t have garbage on the streets of Paris.  They have ordures.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Kurt Enrod