February 8, 2016
Nirvana Day

BIRTHDAYS
Jules Verne 1828
Audrey Meadows 1922
Sherri Martel 1958

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*01/26/16 Mustang Driver: The NEW Mustang movement.
*01/22/16 Color to Create: Relaxing coloring art therapy.
*01/21/16 British Dinosaurs: The ultimate guide to Britain’s dinosaurs.
01/18/16 Stolen: A collection of like minds.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Giraffes hum at night.
— February Ranger Rick Jr.

Some grasshoppers are pink.
— March National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

MORE GUACAMOLE GETS THROWN AWAY ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY THAN GETS EATEN THE REST OF THE YEAR

MONKEYS CLOSED FRIDAY AT $87 A BARREL!

OVER 90% OF THE “BUFFALO WINGS” SOLD IN AMERICA COME FROM CHICKENS!

MORE THAN TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICA’S HEART-SHAPED CHOCOLATE IS SOLD AROUND VALENTINE’S DAY

NEARLY 7% OF ROSE BOUQUETS GIVEN IN U.S. HAVE SPIDERS IN THEM!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

When making a tough decision, factor kindness into the equation.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Roland Don DeRiver