December 14, 2015
Monkey Day

BIRTHDAYS
Morey Amsterdam 1908
Spike Jones 1911
Jane Birkin 1946

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

12/11/15 Gather Journal: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
*12/09/15 Sabor: Arbiter of all things gastronomic.
12/05/15 Meta: Motorcycle culture & lifestyle.
*12/03/15 Lucia: Giving voice to the heart and celebrating true beauty.
*12/03/15 Flypast special Vulcan Farewell: Celebrating the world’s most powerful warbird.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The only two actors to perform in all 7 Star Wars films are Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) and Kenny Baker (R2-D2).
— Entertainment Weekly The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars

Hitler’s favorite movie was King Kong.
— The Ultimate Movie Quiz Book

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

SANTA CLAUS IS FROM THE NORTH POLE – OF MARS!

“FLYING REINDEER IMPROBABLE BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE” says NASA scientist

MISTLETOE EMITS APHRODISIAC GASES

PSYCHO DRESSED AS ELF TURNS SLEIGH RIDE INTO A SLAY RIDE!I

17% OF REAL CHRISTMAS TREES HAVE RATS LIVING IN THEM!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

To me, Christmas cookies are the true reason for the season.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Jackson Fouratrete