September 14, 2015
Romanian Engineer’s Day

BIRTHDAYS
Walter Koenig 1936
Joey Heatherton 1944
Amy Winehouse 1983

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/02/15 Unseen Magazine: Featuring all the Unseen 2015 artists. The Netherlands.
*09/02/15 Airliner Classics: Celebrating the history of commercial aviation.
*08/27/15 Thoughtfully: The way life should be lived.
08/27/15 Creativ Magazine: Adventure / art / culture / innovations.
08/27/15 Fotograf: Magazine on photography and visual culture. UK.
*08/25/15 Summit: The Modern Island.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The Microraptor was a dinosaur that weighed less than four pounds and could glide through the air.
— September / October National Geographic Little Kids

Marine Iguanas live only in the Galapagos Islands and are the only lizards that feed in the sea.
— September Ranger Rick

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

OHIO MAN PLANNING A JACK O’LANTERN THAT WON’T BE BASED ON DONALD TRUMP!

SCARY CROW SCARES SCARECROW

MN DENTIST’S NEIGHBORS KEEP HEARING LION ROARS AT NIGHT

FOR HALLOWEEN GODZILLA WANTS TO BE A BALLERINA, AGAIN!

CEMETERIES HIRING SCARY-LOOKING CLOWNS AS NIGHT GATEKEEPERS

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Those weird calls?  They’re probably coming from inside your house.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Ada Banana