May 25, 2015
Geek Pride Day

BIRTHDAYS
Irwin Winkler 1931
Steve Rossi 1932
Jamie Kennedy 1970

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/19/15 Redvisitor: Travel Lifestyle Inspration. UK.
05/19/15 Noble Rot: A wine and food entertainment. UK.
*05/15/15 The Hour: It’s about time. Switzerland.
*05/14/15 Bon Appetit Grilling: The ultimate backyard manual.
*05/13/15 The Opiate: Your literary dose.
*05/13/15 People William & Kate Welcome a Little Princess!: 119 Family Photos!

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

It can take 10 years for a saguaro cactus to grow an inch.
— June/July National Geographic KiDS

The kakapo is the only type of parrot that can’t fly.
— June/July Ranger Rick Jr.

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

CROCODILE EMBARRASSED BY HIS FEELINGS FOR AN ALLIGATOR

TOM CRUISE NO LONGER ATTACHED TO ‘THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN’

TEEN FINDS PHONE WITH COOL NEW ‘ROTARY-DIAL’ SYSTEM IN DAD’S ATTIC

CHILD WITH NO FRONT TEETH GIVEN FREE CORN-ON-THE-COB

‘DOGS OF WAR’ MOSTLY POMERANIANS

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Honesty is the best policy unless you crack up your car – then you want a collision policy with a low deductible.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Dmitri Switherspoon