January 14, 2019
Ratification Day

BIRTHDAYS

Hal Roach 1892
Lawrence Kasdan 1949
Maureen Dowd 1952

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

12/26/18 Stand: For men who give a damn.
12/21/18 Meng AFV Modeller: Bi-monthly. UK.
*12/20/18 Tasty Guide’s Paleo Diet: The eating plan that can transform your health.
12/20/18 Room Magazine: Literature, art, and feminism since 1975.
12/20/18 Popshot Quarterly: The illustrated magazine of new fiction. UK.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Baby loons sometimes ride on the parent’s backs.
— Jan/Feb National Geographic Little KiDS

In the last 60 seconds the earth traveled over a thousand miles.
— February National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

MICHAEL BUBLÉ RELEASES NEW ALBUM OF ‘SONGS FOR GROUNDHOG DAY’

VICTIMS KILLED WITH ARROWS IN NEW VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE!

ALL-WHITE SNOW GIRAFFES DISCOVERED IN ANTARCTICA!

MYFUNNYVALENTINE.COM HELPS PEOPLE CUSTOMIZE HUMOROUS GREETING CARDS

JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY: ANATOMICALLY CORRECT CONVERSATION HEARTS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

When you go to the shelter to adopt a cat be sure to ask for a funny one so you can put it on YouTube and get rich.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Victor Ezourz