May 21, 2018
Feast of Blessed Franz Jägerstätter

 
BIRTHDAYS

Fats Waller 1904
Raymond Burr 1917
Al Franken 1951

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/19/18 Paint & Draw Collection: Improve your skills. UK.
*04/18/18 Homes on the Water: Get away from it all.
*04/11/18 All About History Book of Pirates: Legends & treasures of the golden age of piracy. UK.
04/09/18 435: Kansas City magazine.
04/09/18 Sweet Paul: Chasing the sweet things in life.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Elephant seals can dive deeper than most submarines.
— June/July National Geographic KiDS

Microsoft spends $2,000,000 a month assisting people who need to change their passwords.
— June Harper’s

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

GODZILLA THINKS THE NEWER KAIJU ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PUNKS

NEW PITCH MAKES A BASEBALL STOP DEAD AFTER 58 FEET

ZOO GIRAFFES CIRCLE AROUND NAKED MAN MEDITATING IN THEIR PEN

FIRST KILAUEA – NEXT KILLER WHALES!

KING RICHARD BIBLE SIMILAR TO KING JAMES BIBLE BUT WITH MORE LIONS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

When chocolate chips turn out to be raisins it’s merely disappointing but when they turn out to be something else, it’s downright disturbing.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Ken Telpit