May 7, 2018
Feast of Agathius of Byzantium

BIRTHDAYS

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 1840
Gary Cooper 1901
Totie Fields 1930

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/04/18 Real Crime Unsolved Crimes: Inside the investigations that remain unexplained to this day.
*04/04/18 Disney Moana: 40 free stickers!
*04/04/18 Decision: Special commemorative edition. Billy Graham.
*03/29/18 New Mexico True Adventure Guide: Brought to you by New Mexico magazine.
03/29/18 Orange Coast: The magazine of Orange County.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The Waikiki Aquarium is the third oldest aquarium in the world.
— June Hawai’i

Approximately 150 bears live in Yellowstone Park.
— National Geographic Yellowstone

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

NOW THAT PANDAS ARE THE #1 BLACK & WHITE ANIMAL ZEBRAS ARE SO SAD

OHIO WOMAN’S HOUSE FILLED WITH OVER A THOUSAND FEMALE CHIHUAHUAS
– AND ONE MALE!

TIME TRAVELER TRIED TO WARN US NOT TO KILL TIME TRAVELERS WITH WARNINGS – BUT IT WAS TOO LATE!

AARDVARKS CAN’T SPELL

WEREWOLF RESCUE NEEDS FOSTER HOMES

Weekly Words of Wisdom

I may be confused but I don’t understand how my store always has Lorna Doone cookies when they’re only made on one day every 100 years.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Terry Zelee