February 5, 2018
National Weatherperson’s Day

BIRTHDAYS

Hal Blaine 1929
Al Kooper 1944
Errol Morris 1948

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

12/26/18 Senior’s Smartphones & Tablets: An independent guide to getting started with your smartphone or tablet. UK.
12/26/18 Vegan Living: UK.
12/26/18 Veggie: UK.
*12/22/18 World Directory of Light Aviation 2017/2018: Special issue of Flűgel.
12/22/18 Cotswold Life: Including Oxfordshire, Warwickshire, Wiltshire & Worcestershire. US edition.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

It’s impossible for turtles to stick out their tongues.
— March National Geographic KiDS

People born from 2010 on are Generation Alpha.
— Wired The World In 2018

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

ON VALENTINE’S DAY, COCKER SPANIEL LEAVES A TRAIL OF HEART-SHAPED ‘CHOCOLATES’ FOR HIS MISTRESS

ROBOTS CROWD THE AUTO SHOW TO CHECK OUT ALL THE SEXY NEW AUTONOMOUS MODELS

SKIER IN GODZILLA COSTUME PUTS UP MONSTER NUMBERS AT WINTER OLYMPICS

HARRY POTTER TO BE BURIED IN AN UNMARKED COMMUNAL GRAVE

PACK OF CUB SCOUTS TRY TO TOAST THE MICHELIN MAN OVER THEIR CAMPFIRE

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Doris Open