October 2, 2017
World Day for Farmed Animals

BIRTHDAYS

Groucho Marx 1890
Sting 1951
Kelly Ripa 1970

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

09/15/17 Real Leaders: Inside the future.
*09/13/17 The New Story: A new consciousness. Australia.
*09/13/17 Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Special Simply Supper: 56 recipes for bold, easy weeknight meals.
*09/14/17 The Edge: A Leaders magazine.
*09/14/17 Fashion Fanzine: UK.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Black widow spiders are more venomous than rattlesnakes.
— October National Geographic KiDS

The largest pumpkin on record was grown in Belgium It weighed nearly 2,625 pounds.
— October Ranger Rick

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

SQUIRRELS NOT BURYING NUTS THIS YEAR AND NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHY!

THIS HOUSE IS SO HAUNTED THAT DEMOLITION CREWS REFUSE TO KNOCK IT DOWN!

SOMEONE IS DELIVERING A ROBOT ONE PIECE A DAY EVERY DAY TO THIS HOUSE BUT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THE COURIER!

HOW DID THIS DEAD GUY GET OUT OF HIS GRAVE THREE TIMES?!?!

CAUGHT IN A LARGE SPIDER WEB, THIS CHIHUAHUA CAN’T GET OUT!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you’re hungry again an hour later just eat your leftovers.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Wanda Fullworld