World Hemophilia Day
April 17, 2017
World Hemophilia Day
BIRTHDAYS
Señor Wences 1896
Don Kirshner 1934
Roddy Piper 1954
NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
03/21/17 Swerv: Culture & community.
03/21/17 AN.Interior: A magazine by The Architect’s Newspaper.
*03/20/17 Trail Runner Dirt: Special.
*03/16/17 Simply Crochet presents Amigurumi Collection: UK.
03/16/17 Sun Grower Greenhouse: Marijuana cultivation and the challenge of a family farm.
*03/10/17 Coumtry Almanac presents Perennial Garden Ideas: Your ultimate guide to affordable gardening.
03/08/17 C-Heads: A story not yet written. Austria.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
The world’s first speeding ticket was given to a motorist going 8 MPH.
— May National Geographic KiDS
John Lennon’s mother taught him how to play the banjolele.
— Vintage Rock presents The Beatles The Early Years
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
100th BIRTHDAY PARTY IN YANKEE STADIUM GIVEN TO TRAVELING SALESMAN BY HIS 37,000 CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN & GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN
BABY ZOO GIRAFFE ALREADY SOLVING CRIMES!
US NAVY ARMADA HEADED TOWARD SKULL ISLAND
FED-UP TAPAS RESTAURANT OWNER TELLS HIS WAITRESSES TO “JUST GO AHEAD AND TAKE OFF YOUR BLOUSES”
WORLD’S LARGEST ICE CREAM SUNDAE MELTS BEFORE IT CAN BE EATEN, FLOODING LE MARS, IOWA
Weekly Words of Wisdom
If people really obeyed STOP signs, they’d still be there.
Fictitious Customer of the Week
Decker Ada Negg