April 3, 2017
Pony Express Day

BIRTHDAYS
Ervin Drake 1919
Wayne Newton 1942
David Hyde Pierce 1959

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*03/03/17 Bmore Art: A journal of art & ideas.
*03/02/17 Flea Market Outdoors: Bargain scores!
02/24/17 ICON: Architecture and design culture. UK.
02/24/17 Good Homes: Britain’s fastest-growing homes magazine.
*02/22/24 Start to Sew: A practical and easy guide for beginners. UK.
*02/22/17 Sew Style Essentials: Simple clothes and accessories handstitched by you. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

An alligator will lose and replace more than 2,000 teeth in its lifetime.
— April Ranger Rick Jr

Male seahorses give birth to as many as a thousand babies.
— April Ranger Rick

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

INTERNET GIRAFFE GIVES BIRTH TO A ZEBRA!

SCARY CLOWNS MAKING A COMEBACK!

THE NEW FORD CALIENTE RUNS ON CHILI PEPPERS

OVERRUN BY RABBITS, TOWN SETS BOWLS OF TRIX ON ROAD TO NEXT TOWN

OHIO MAN DELETES HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT, VANISHES INTO THIN AIR

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you keep taking two steps forward and one step back you’ll be dancing ballroom in no time.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Herb D. Provence