March 13, 2017
National Elephant Day

BIRTHDAYS
William H. Macy 1950
Charo 1951
Robin Duke 1954

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

01/27/17 Professional Photography: Interviews / portfolios / insight. UK.
*01/23/17 Replica Man: From Re-Edition Magazine. UK.
*01/23/17 iPhone 7: Tips, tricks & apps.
*01/23/17 Sew Style: Simple clothes and accessories hand stitched by you. UK.
*01/23/17 Golden Girls: Collector’s edition.
01/23/17 Whistler Traveller: The life & style magazine of Whistler. Canada.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

If left alone for 20 years, the Panama Canal would close like an unused ear piercing.
— February BBC Science Focus

Twenty times more deaths are caused by cold weather than by hot weather.
— March Harper’s

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

WEREWOLF TOUCHY ABOUT BEING MISTAKEN FOR A BIGFOOT

PRIMARY COLOR BLUE HAS A ‘COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP’ WITH ‘MONGREL COLOR’ GREEN

ROOMMATE’S LEFTOVER BRUSSELS SPROUTS STILL STINKING UP REFRIGERATOR

GIGANTIC COCKER SPANIEL ACTUALLY JUST A SLIGHTLY OVERSIZED SPRINGER SPANIEL

CARROTS: ORANGE DELIGHT OR CRUNCHY MENACE?

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you’re a square peg, find a square hole; don’t try to force yourself into a round one.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Marco Kwaletee