September 26, 2016
European Day of Languages

BIRTHDAYS
Johnny Appleseed 1774
Kent McCord 1942
Olivia Newton-John 1948

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

09/10/16 Modern Luxury NS: North Shore.
09/10/16 The Black Powder Cartridge News: Be alert, be responsible!
09/10/16 Eastwest: The world, page after page. Italy.
09/08/16 Britain’s Top Classic Cars: 50 of the top performing classics reviewed.
*09/06/16 Cereal Copenhagen City Guide: A considered selection of shops, hotels, restaurants, cafes, and points of interest.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The global price of uranium has dropped 62% since the Fukushima disaster.
— October Harper’s

Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, MI, where the Wolverines play, seats 107.601.
— September BBC Science Focus

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

BRITISH MUSEUM “CLOSED FOR REPAIRS” SAYS MUMMY AT DOOR

IRELAND SPIRITS & APPARITIONS UNION VOTES NOT TO ADMIT WEREWOLVES

MAN VISITED IN HOSPITAL… ALL NIGHT LONG… BY VAMPIRES!

OHIO MAN PUTS CANDY NEAR 2^nd STORY WINDOW FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING GIRAFFES

MAN TRAMPLED BY HERD OF GHOST ELEPHANTS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Pride goeth before a fall and snow cometh throughout a winter.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Lee Ningtaur