September 5, 2016
World Samosa Day

BIRTHDAYS
Arthur C. Nielsen 1897
Bob Newhart 1929
Cathy Guisewite 1950

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/23/16 Self-Reliance: No matter where you are, you can live a more self-reliant life.
*08/17/16 Prevention Guide Walk Off Weight: Lose 10 pounds fast.
08/16/16  All You Need for Healthy Living: Bi-monthly.
*08/15/16 Billy Magazine: Blurring the lines between menswear and womenswear.
*08/15/16 Voyage: Travel inspiration. UK.
08/15/16 Betty: Biannual. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A penny from 1872 recently sold for $2.6 million.
— 2017 The Old Farmer’s Almanac

Lemon juice is a natural exfoliant.
— 2017 Farmers’ Almanac

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

DRACULA GETTING HIS FANGS POLISHED FOR THE HIGH SEASON

JAILBIRD’S WIFE BRINGS HIM A KEY LIME PIE – BAKED WITH A REAL KEY!

AFTER ALL THAT HALLOWEEN CANDY, SLENDER MAN NOT SO SLENDER

PET FRUIT BAT DRIVES OHIO WOMAN’S CAT NUTS!

HAUNTED BAGPIPE PRODUCES THE MOST MOURNFUL SOUND – ALL BY ITSELF!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Remember: When nothing’s left, it will be all right.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Paul Icking