June 20, 2016
World Refugee Day

BIRTHDAYS
Stephen Frears 1941
Brian Wilson 1942
John Goodman 1952

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*06/10/16 Hayo: Travel, culture & curiosity. Canada.
06/07/16 Louder Than War: Indie · Alternative · Post Punk · Weird. UK.
*06/06/16 Stand: The magazine for men who give a damn.
*06/04/16 Modern Farmhouse Style: Fresh looks from rural routes to city streets.
*06/04/16 All About History Book of Kings & Queens: Amazing stories of monarchies from pre-Roman times to present day.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Out of approximately 40,000 different species of spider, only one specie is largely herbivorous. The rest are meat eaters.
— June BBC Science Focus

Shakespeare died a wealthy man.
— BBC The World of Shakespeare

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

CHICAGO MAN EATS 47 FUNNELCAKES AND LIVES! for almost a month…

WORLD’S LARGEST GARAGE SALE A FRAUD! Not a single garage sold!

PARIS: CITY OF LIGHT OR FILTHY RAT’S NEST OF HORRIBLE PEOPLE?

TO GOOSE RATINGS MLB TOYING WITH REPLACING UMPIRES WITH VAMPIRES!

IN 2015 ALONE OVER 1000 HUMAN CADAVERS DELIVERED TO HOME OF ONE DR. FRANK N. STEIN

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Why is it that people are only concerned about beating dead horses?

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Martin N. Vasion