May 9, 2016
Europe Day

BIRTHDAYS
Johnny Grant 1923
James L. Brooks 1940
Richie Furay 1944

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

04/25/16 Untitled Project: Journal of art and fashion.
*04/30/16 Prevention Big Book of Walking for Weight Loss: Lose 20 pounds without dieting.
04/30/16 Heart of Ohio: Sharing the best of Ohio.
*05/04/16 King Kong: Germany.
05/04/16 Audi Tuner: The performance Audi magazine. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

In the stories, Sherlock Holmes was about two years younger than Dr. Watson.
— The Sherlock Holmes Book

Studies have shown that pregnant women are about twice as likely to be bitten by a mosquito than women who aren’t pregnant.
— June Discover

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

GODZILLA HOPING TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE AT RIO OLYMPICS

SCOTTISH TERRIER IN OHIO CAN BARK JUST LIKE SEAN CONNERY

DRACULA STILL OUT EVERY NIGHT LOOKING FOR ‘CONTRIBUTORS’

TOM CRUISE TO PLAY BUFORD PUSSER IN REBOOT OF ‘WALKING TALL’ FRANCHISE

ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME HAUNTED BY GHOST OF WARREN G. HARDING

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

If it’s not broke, buy a new one.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Ervin DeKaye