April 18, 2016
Invention Day

BIRTHDAYS
Barbara Hale 1922
Rick Moranis 1953
Kelly Hansen 1961

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*04/01/16 Catalyst: Wedding magazine.
04/01/16 Dogs and Other Animals: From the pages of Country Life. UK.
*03/29/16 The Queen at 90: A life in pictures. UK.
03/23/16 Big Life: Mountain life at its best.
03/22/16 A Women’s Thing: Women’s stories that matter.
03/21/16 French Provincial: Australia’s #1 magazine for French culture & lifestyle.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

According to Dutch researchers, 80 million microbes are transferred during one 10-second kiss.
— March BBC Science Focus

The creator of Wonder Woman also invented an early version of the lie detector.
— May National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

SCIENTIST WHO DISCOVERED THE NENE GOOSE STILL SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSIVE YEYE GOOSE

PRICIEST NEW MEAT DISH: STEAK AND ECHIDNA PIE!

OHIO TOWN’S LOBSTER FESTIVAL CANCELLED AFTER SURIMI SCANDAL!

TEEN DISCOVERS NEW KIND OF CLOCK THAT GOES “TICK-TOCK”

CONFUSED PERSON TELLS COAL PORTER THAT HIS SONGS ARE VERY CLEVER

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

You should always cook with garlic so your leftovers won’t get eaten by vampires.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Bob “Bull” de Ball