National Sleepy Head Day
July 27, 2015
National Sleepy Head Day
BIRTHDAYS
Norman Lear 1922
Bobbie Gentry 1944
Betty Thomas 1948
NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
07/12/15 Trail Tales: Quarterly outdoors magazine for Nebraska 4th-graders.
07/13/15 A2Z Fashion Magazine: Your style, your adventures, your dream. Time to get a hold of it.
*07/13/15 Four & Sons: Dogs and culture collide.
07/14/15 Be Street: Urban culture magazine.
07/15/15 Soccer Bible: Soccer. UK.
07/15/15 The Lifted Brow: Literary magazine from Australia.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
Snails don’t have ears.
— August Ranger Rick Jr.
Among other things, roadrunners eat lizards, snakes, and mice.
— August Ranger Rick
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)
GODZILLA’S AGENT IN THE ICU AFTER HIS CLIENT SNEEZES
PAUL BUNYAN IS ALIVE AND HE CAN EAT WAY MORE PANCAKES THAN YOU!
WORLD’S LARGEST MUSKIE USED AS BAIT!
MAN IN GIRAFFE COSTUME CAN REALLY REACH THOSE HIGH BRANCHES!
DOGS KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING BECAUSE THEY WATCH YOUR EYES!
Weekly Words of Wisdom
On a hot, humid day in the depths of the dog days of summer nothing will cool you off quite like a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade spilled in your lap.
Fictitious Customer of the Week
Josh N. Witya