German-American Day

October 6, 2014

October 6, 2014
German-American Day

BIRTHDAYS
Thor Heyerdahl 1914
Kevin Cronin 1951
Elisabeth Shue 1963

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/19/14 People Tribute Joan Rivers: Commemorative edition.
*09/19/14 San Francisco 49ers Official Yearbook: 2014.
09/19/14 Cycling Active: UK.
09/19/14 Blues Matters: The voice of the blues. UK.
09/19/14 Nexus: New times, UK.
09/19/14 World of Animals: UK.
09/18/14 Classic Porsche: UK.

 

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

American eat 16 billion hot dogs every year.
— 2015 Blum’s Farmer’s and Planter’s Almanac

It’s illegal to sell a haunted house in New York without telling the buyer.
National Geographic Halloween Fun-Zone

 

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

PEOPLE START LINING UP AT 4 PM OUTSIDE HOT DOG STAND
THAT DOESN’T OPEN UNTIL 10:30 AM — THE NEXT DAY!

HOMEOWNER ASKING HIGHER PRICE BECAUSE HIS HOUSE IS ONLY SLIGHTLY  HAUNTED

HARVEST MOON TO LAST OVER A WEEK THIS YEAR!

VLAD THE IMPRESSIONIST DOES A KILLER LUGOSI

DEMONIC HAMSTER KEEPS OWNER UP ALL NIGHT WITH SQUEAKY EXERCISE WHEEL!

 

  
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Sure, yesterday’s gone and tomorrow never comes, but today ain’t no great shakes, either.


Fictitious Customer of the Week

Lex Icahn

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