September 22, 2014
Hobbit Day

BIRTHDAYS
Erich von Stroheim 1885
Bob Lemon 1920
Bonnie Hunt 1961

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/12/14 CBS Watch! presents NCIS: Collector’s edition.
09/11/14 Martha’s Vineyard Magazine: Kick back…
09/11/14 SRQ: Live local on the creative coast. Sarasota | Bradenton.
09/09/14 The Wild: Printed in Iceland.
*09/08/14 In Bloom: Not a gardening magazine. UK.
*09/06/14 Gimp The Complete Guide: Photo editing made easy!
09/06/14 History of War:  UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Tomatoes are members of the nightshade family.
— 2015 Farmers’ Almanac

The Library of Congress has more than 838 miles of book shelves.
— 2015 Harris’ Farmer’s Almanac

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

THIS SCARECROW SCARES CROWS BUT ATRRACTS VAMPIRES!

HAUNTED CELLPHONE KEEPS BUTT-DIALING DEAD PEOPLE

SINGLE MAN FINDS A NEW GRAPEFRUIT IN HIS FRIDGE EVERY MORNING – BUT NEVER BUYS ANY!

90 COCKER SPANIELS TAKE OVER WISCONSIN PARK!

OHIO MAN FINDS LIVE RAT IN BOTTOM OF BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN!

  
Weekly Words of Wisdom

You are what you eat, you bacon double cheeseburger with fries and a pickle, you.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Frank Lee Madir