June 2, 2014
Feast of Saint Elmo

BIRTHDAYS
Marvin Hamlisch  1944
Jerry Mathers 1948
Lex Luger 1958

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/28/14 Damn Girl: Women that will make you say, “Damn, girl!”

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Bullfrogs eat more than just insects, they also eat fish, mice and even small birds.
— June/July Ranger Rick

In Oregon it’s legal to turn left on red as longs as you’re turning onto a one-way street.
— July Mental Floss

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

STATE TOURISM BOARD OFFERED ED McMAHON A MILLION DOLLARS TO MOVE TO OHIO

WAITING IN LINE AT HOT DOUG’S, GODZILLA IS STARTING TO GET IMPATIENT

ARMY STARTING NEW INFANTRY – USING REAL INFANTS!

CAPUCCINO MAKER IN BREAKROOM AT NEW JOB DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ALMOND MILK!

JUSTIN BEIBER TO PLAY FATHER DAMIEN IN BAZ LUHRMANN’S “HAWAI’I”

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Each day is a new day so you’ve got to break it in, like with shoes.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Manny Yirzagoe