December 3, 2018
Feast of Zephaniah

BIRTHDAYS

Andy Williams 1927
Jean-Luc Godard 1930
Daryl Hannah 1960

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

11/29/18 New Old House: Inspired traditions.
*11/21/18 History of War Book of Pearl Harbor: WWII in the Pacific.
*11/19/18 Superfoods: Eat & live well every day.
*11/14/18 Firearms News: FKA Shotgun News.
*11/14/18 The Craft Beer Book: 365 best beers in the world.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Only female mallard ducks quack.
— December/January Ranger Rick Jr

Windsor Castle is about 200 times larger than the average American home.
— December/January National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

ELVES ON STRIKE – SANTA FORCED TO BUY 2 BILLION ARCH CARDS

‘LOUIS LOUIS’ REBRANDED AS A CHRISTMAS SONG

ELVIS IS ALIVE! and making toys at the North Pole

NEW iELF ON THE SHELF REALLY CAN SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING

DESPERATE MAN FINALLY EATS FRUITCAKE

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Slow and steady wins last place.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Marian Bright