September 24, 2018
New Caledonia Day

BIRTHDAYS

Anthony Newley 1931
Jim Henson 1936
Phil Hartman 1946

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/22/18 Birdwatching presents A World of Birds: 50 amazing species.
09/20/18 Blue Ridge Motorcycling Magazine: The best rides in the Blue Ridge region.
*09/19/18 JFK Jr: 20-year memorial special.
*09/19/18 InStyle Party Planner: Go-to menus and guides for easy entertaining.
09/06/18 Suzy Cohen Health & Radiant Aging: Get healthy!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

20% of Americans aged 18 to 24 have never kissed anyone.
— October Harper’s

A study that surveyed owners of different kinds of pets found that the people who owned hamsters were the most likely to have an advanced degree.
— Scientific American The Science of Dogs & Cats

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

ITS FATHER WAS A WEREWOLF ITS MOTHER WAS A STANDARD POODLE, IT’S – WEREPOODLE!

DRACULA IS A REAL SUCKER FOR A GOOD MARINARA

WHEN A BIGFOOT GOES BOWLING HE NEVER RENTS SHOES

MAN EATEN BY A SHARK ONE HOUR AFTER HE ATE A SHARK FILET SANDWICH!

HUNDREDS OF PUMPKINS SOLD THROUGHOUT THE MIDWEST FILLED WITH LIVE COCKROACHES!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

A penny saved is a waste of time.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Mayer Maynott