September 10, 2018
Gibraltar National Day

BIRTHDAYS

Arnold Palmer 1929
Philip Baker Hall 1931
Charles Kuralt 1934

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/20/18 Classic Rock Special Edition Guns N’ Roses: The complete story.
*08/20/18 Recoil presents Carnivore: Eat what you hunt.
*08/10/18 Guitar Techniques Collection Acoustic: Play like your heroes.
07/31/18 Old Port Magazine: Portland, Maine’s city magazine.
*07/27/18 Ultra Rare Porsche 911: Revealing the rarest and best Porsche 911s ever made. UK.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Geococcyx Californius is the scientific name for the Greater Roadrunner.
— 2019 The Almanac for Farmers & City Folk

The smilie face was created by a man named Harvey Ball. He was paid $45.
— 2019 Harris Farmer’s Almanac

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

MAN DRESSED AS ZOMBIE POINTS GUN AT BANK TELLER & DEMANDS
“GIVE ME ALL YOUR BRAINS!”

TOWN PANICS AFTER ALL THE ADULTS FORGET THAT IT WAS HALLOWEEN

THE CATACOMBS OF PARIS ARE OVERRUN WITH FURTIVE CLOWNS!

#MeatToo MOVEMENT ADVOCATES FOR OMNIVORES EVERYWHERE

BATTLESHIP SUNK IN 1944 FIRES OFF A BIG GUN FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA 73 YEARS LATER!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

That crispy, rustling sound you hear in the fall is usually just snakes slithering (or rats scurrying) through the dead leaves.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Lew Scannen