July 9, 2018
Feast of Pauline of the Agonizing Heart of Jesus

BIRTHDAYS

Vince Edwards 1928
Brian Dennehy 1938
Tom Hanks 1956

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*6/25/18 All About History French Revolution: Explore the events that changed the course of History.
06/25/18 Trigger: Guns Optics Adventure Lifestyle Ammo Gear Swag Carry History Sport.
*06/18/18 The Milky Way Inside and Out: All you need to know about our home galaxy.
06/18/18 Okra: Real Southern culture.
*06/13/18 50 Best Restaurants: From the editors of Chicago Magazine.
06/12/18 Portrait of Portland: Home Garden Travel and Lifestyle magazine.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Smoque BBQ has served over 3 million meals.
— Chicago Magazine 50 Best Restaurants

At least 55 scientific papers have been written about nomophobia, the fear of not having cellular service.
— August Harper’s

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

TERROR LURKS IN THE SHADOW OF A HAYBALE ON THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER’S MOON

‘GHOST OF SIX CORNERS’ REALLY JUST A PALE GUY WHO DOESN’T TALK MUCH

INTERNET GIRAFFE PREGNANT AGAIN BUT WHO’S THE FATHER?

MYSTERIOUS SINKHOLES OPEN UP UNDER 17 DIFFERENT
GOVERNMENT INSTALLATIONS IN JUST 7 MONTHS!

KANGAROO SIGHTINGS IN CHINA UP 1700% OVER LAST YEAR

Weekly Words of Wisdom

When the only tool you own is a screwdriver every problem seems like it could be solved by drinking vodka and orange juice.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Willie Duitt