April 30, 2018
International Jazz Day

BIRTHDAYS

Eve Arden 1908
Cloris Leachman 1926
Larry Niven 1938

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

03/29/18 Haute Handbags: Handmade purses, clutches & altered bags.
03/28/18 Noro Knitting Magazine: Semi-annual.
03/28/18 Sous-Vide: A semi-annual Cuisine Solutions publication.
03/28/18 Nueva: Mexico.
*03/21/18 The Kennedy Assassination: The declassified documents.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Germany is second only to Iran in the consumption of nonalcoholic beer.
— May Harper’s

Polar bear spend 90% of their hunting time nsitting by a hole in the ice waiting for a seal to come out.
— April BBC Wildlife

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

VOTERS MAKE WATERMELON THE NEW STATE BIRD!

ZEBRAS SUING STRIPED BASS FOR TRADEMARK VIOLATIONS

LEMON LOBBING MORE POPULAR THAN EVER!

SENTIENT CARROT STUNS RESEARCHERS AT TEXAS A&M

MAN DIES OF E-COLI INFECTION AFTER THINKING HE ONLY FELT SICK BECAUSE HE’D EATEN A 10 LB HAMBURGER

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Why aren’t slippers more slippery?

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Chris Papple