April 23, 2018
World Book Day

BIRTHDAYS

Roy Orbison 1936
Tony Esposito 1943
Michael Moore 1954

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*03/12/18 Embroidery for Beginners: Everything you need to start stitching today. UK.
*03/12/18 All About History 1066 Battle of Hastings: 140+ pages of war & conquest. UK.
*03/08/18 The Pioneer Woman Magazine: Quarterly from Ree Drummond.
*03/08/18 American Farmer’s Almanac Edible Gardening: A to Z growing guide.
*03/07/18 The New Kingdom: Inside Saudi Arabia.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A group of flamingoes is called a colony.
— May/June National Geographic Little Kids

Elephants can run faster than most humans.
— May National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

BROCCOLI AT NEW STEAKHOUSE LIKE A COPSE OF POPLARS

GHOST OF BUDDY HACKETT HAUNTS BOOTH 15 AT THE PEPPERMILL

WALRUS ELECTED MAYOR OF ALASKAN TOWN

ACROBAT TO USE GIANT FLYING TRAPEZE TO SWING ACROSS THE GRAND CANYON!

BRAZILE RENAMING THE AMAZON “THE BARNESANDNOBLE.COM RIVER”

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Some people only act like adults when they have an audience.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Trevor Ben Otto DeKunchree