March 12, 2018
Girl Scouts Birthday

BIRTHDAYS

Barbara Feldon 1933
Frank Welker 1946
Jake Tapper 1969

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*02/05/18 FROW: UK.
02/05/18 Belong Magazine: Creativity | community | entrepreneurship.
*02/02/18 Cottage Style Porches & Gardens: Take it outside!
02/01/18 Iris Covet Book: UK.
02/01/18 Pro Moviemaker: The ultimate magazine for next generation filmmakers. UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A baby porcupine is called a porcupette.
— March Ranger Rick Jr.

Apples float but pears sink.
— April National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

LEPRECHAUN FEEDS CABBAGES TO HIS UNICORN AND WAITS

BOY, 5, THINKS THOSE THINGS THE BUNNY LEFT IN THE YARD ARE LITTLE CHOCOLATE EGGS

VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IV HAS HAD THE SAME DOG NOW FOR 45 YEARS

MAN CROSSES A BANANA WITH AN ORANGE AND GETS A FRUIT THAT DOESN’T RHYME WITH ANYTHING

TACO CHAIN NOW SELLS AN ICE CREAM CONE – WITH THE ICE CREAM ON THE OUTSIDE!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

I wonder if the first man on Mars will say, “You know, Mars is great! I really don’t miss Earth at all.”

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Felix Static