Feast of Theophilus

March 5, 2018

March 5, 2018
Feast of Theophilus


BIRTHDAYS

Mike Squires 1952
Penn Jillette 1955
Paul Konerko 1976


NEW MAGAZINES

All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*01/15/18 Teen Breathe: Be inspired · be brave · be kind · be yourself.
01/15/18 Cuba Trade Magazine: The magazine for trade, travel, & investment in Cuba.
01/15/18 LALA: Art, culture, and the city.
01/15/18 Room: The space journal.
01/15/18 Lux: Responsible luxury. UK.

 

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Otters eat clams.
— March/April National Geographic Little Kids

The bee hummingbird from Cuba is the smallest bird in the world. It weighs less than a penny.
— March Ranger Rick

 

 

 

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

THE EASTER BUNNY HAS PARTNERED WITH A CHAIN OF DISCOUNT PSYCHIATRIC FACILITIES TO SUPPLY BASKETS

Christmas in July? SANTA GETTING TIRED OF THE COLD…

WHO PUT THE BULL SHARK IN THE SWIMMING HOLE?

FARMER BUILDS SPECIAL GREENHOUSE IN WHICH HE THINKS HE CAN GROW 2-TON PUMPKINS!

POBLANO PEPPER OR HEARTBURN TORPEDO?

 

 

  


Weekly Words of Wisdom

George Raft sounds like Giraffe but he was much shorter.


Fictitious Customer of the Week

Antoine Picknickerzero

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