January 29, 2018
Kansas Day

BIRTHDAYS

W.C. Fields 1880
Leslie Bricusse 1931
Oprah Winfrey 1954

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*12/21/18 The Steidz Magazine: UK.
*12/19/18 RAF Secret Jets of Cold War Britain: High-performance supersonic fighter projects.
12/19/18 Crochet Now: The UK’s No. 1 magazine for crochet patterns.
12/19/18 Dirt Bike Rider: Britain’s biggest-selling dirt bike magazine.
12/19/18 Private EYE: UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

If you’re willing to wait 3 months, the Copenhagen Zoo will let you feed your dead horse to their lions.
— February Harper’s

95% of Venezuela is generated by its oil reserves.
— TIME The Year In Review

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

STRAWBERRIES ARE LOSING THEIR FRECKLES!

REVOLUTIONARY NEW ‘STAND-UP’ COMIC SITS IN A CHAIR!

MOST LIGHT HOUSES ACTUALLY QUITE HEAVY!

SO-CALLED ‘FROZEN CUSTARD’ IS REALLY JUST REGULAR CUSTARD THAT’S BEEN FROZEN!

VAMPIRE-AMERICANS ESPECIALLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE FLU THIS YEAR

Weekly Words of Wisdom

If you try really, really hard you’ll find that it hurts so much more when you fail.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Eugene Waring-Hippey