January 22, 2018
Feast of Gaudentius of Novara

BIRTHDAYS

Ann Sothern 1909
Steve Perry 1949
Guy Fieri 1968

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*12/19/18 Guitarist presents Legends of Tone: Fender. UK.
12/19/18 Modern Gardens: Create your perfect outside space – no green fingers required! UK.
12/18/18 The Searcher: The informed voice of metal detecting. UK.
12/18/18 Classic Plant & Machinery: UK.
12/18/18 High IQ Puzzle Book: Do you think you have the IQ of a genius? UK.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The world’s longest fence is in Australia and is 3,500 miles long. It was built to separate Livestock and hungry dingoes.
— February Ranger Rick

A common swift can fly in the air for 10 months without stopping.
— February Ranger Rick, Jr.

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

CLOSED DOG TRACKS ARE REOPENING FOR ALLIGATOR RACING!

CAULIFLOWER: DISGUSTING HELL-WEED OR NUTRITIOUS PUNISHMENT-FOOD?

SECRET 5,000 MILE LONG CAVE RUNS FROM CENTRAL AUSTRALIA TO WESTERN CHINA!

OHIO DENTIST BUILDS 1:20 SCALE MODEL OF LINCOLN MEMORIAL
ENTIRELY OUT OF HIS PATIENTS’ EXTRACTED TEETH!

ONE OF NATION’S LARGEST BLOODBANKS RUN BY VAMPIRE CULT!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

The following is everything I know for sure:

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Ann Teeter