January 15, 2018
Martin Luther King Jr. Day

BIRTHDAYS

Andrea Martin 1947
Luis Alvarado 1949
Claudia Winkelman 1972

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*12/18/17 Jungle: UK.
*12/18/17 History of War Dunkirk: The event that shaped the course of History. UK.
12/16/17 Simply Pets: A lifestyle magazine for people who love pets and animals.
12/16/17 Kingdom: Quarterly for discerning golfers everywhere.
12/15/17 Radio Control Drone Zone: Everything you need to know about drones, quads & UAVs. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

According to a study done in Finland it takes the average person 6 months to lose their Christmas weight.
— Christmas BBC Science Focus

Although the South American Maned Wolf is also known as a Skunk Fox, it is Neither a wolf, a skunk, nor a fox.
— World of Animals Book of Dogs & Canines

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

TERRORISTS ARE WEAPONIZING BANANA SLUGS!

NEW “WINDIBAGO” IS THE PERFECT MOBILE HOME FOR CANNIBALISTIC MONSTERS!

SERIOUS BUTTON SHORTAGE THREATENS CLOTHING INDUSTRY, VELCRO STOCKS SOAR

COCKER SPANIEL: “I don’t mind pooch, pup, doggie or even mutt, but I draw the line at ‘doggo’.”

HELL NO LONGER EVER ‘COLD AS HELL’

Weekly Words of Wisdom

It doesn’t matter that I don’t believe in ghosts because they believe in me.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Anita Beer