November 20, 2017
Universal Children’s Day

BIRTHDAYS

Fran Allison 1907
Dick Smothers 1939
Joe Walsh 1947

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*11/14/17 Empire Classics: The definitive guide to iconic cinema. UK.
*11/14/17 Country Living Christmas: British edition.
11/14/17 The Fall: Heroes get remembered but legends never die. UK.
11/14/17 Paris City Guide: Londres City Guide. UK.
11/10/17 Photograph: Bi-monthly.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Beelzebufo, a giant from that lived 68 million years ago, was capable of eating small dinosaurs.
— November BBC Science Focus

Pound for pound, human bone is stronger than steel.
— December/January National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

VATICAN TO BEATIFY GUY WHO CAN DO A REALLY COOL THING WITH TWO RUBBER BANDS

NEW SUPER MISTLETOE CAUSE OF 72% INCREASE IN TRIPS TO HR

PARDONED TURKEY REALLY TURNS HIS LIFE AROUND

PSA warns of the dangers of PSLs

SCIENTISTS CONCLUDE THAT McRIB SANDWICHES EVEN PHONIER THAN TACO BELL TACOS

Weekly Words of Wisdom

You can stuff dressing but you can’t dress stuffing so that pretty much settles that.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Jack F. Altraids