October 30, 2017
Mischief Night
BIRTHDAYS
Eddie Holland 1939
Timothy B. Schmit 1947
Charles Martin Smith 1953
NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.
*10/20/17 OMNI Collector’s Edition: Science, imagination, and the future.
10/18/17 Normal: UK.
*10/17/17 Astronomy special Atlas of the Stars: A must-have for all stargazers.
10/17/17 Poet Lore: A 2nd century of new writing.
*10/11/17 Catalyst: A journal of theory & strategy.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY
In an average year, 55 people report being bit by squirrels in New York City.
— November Harper’s
There are more than 3,000 kinds of lizards in the world.
— November Ranger Rick
City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!
MRS. GODZILLA HARD AT WORK ON HER HUSBAND’S STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE COSTUME
OLD BLUESMAN STILL HEAR SINGING ON THE BRIDGE FROM WHICH HE LEAPT TO HIS DEATH!
HERO DOG SAVES PORTLY OWNER’S LIFE – BY STEALING HIS FOOD BEFORE HE CAN EAT IT!
KANGAROOS STARTING TO UNIONIZE
WEREWOLVES NOW COME IN FAWN BRINDLE AND BLUE MERLE!
Weekly Words of Wisdom
Next time someone offers you the choice of “Trick or Treat” ask for a treat.
Fictitious Customer of the Week
Tony Fingerelbow