September 25, 2017
Feast of Ceolfrith

BIRTHDAYS

Ronnie Barker 1929
Juliet Prowse 1936
Scottie Pippen 1965

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

09/12/17 Panta: Creative, culture & artivism.
*09/11/17 People Glen Campbell: A life in song.
*09/05/17 Simple Steps to Crochet: Everything you need to know as easy as 1.2.3.
*08/29/17 Enzo: An independent Ferrari magazine.
*08/29/17 Airliner Classics Special: Celebrating the history of commercial aviation.
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

T. Rex couldn’t have outrun humans. German researchers conclude that T. Rex topped out at 16 mph.
— September BBC Science Focus

In 1918-19, Spanish Flu killed 20 – 40 million people.
— Book of Disasters Second Edition

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

Tom Hanks: “The highlight of my career was playing David S. Pumpkins”

WORLD’S LARGEST CORN MAZE CAN USUALLY BE COMPLETED IN 4 – 7 DAYS!

WALKING SKELETON! BURN VICTIM’S SKIN REPLACED WITH CLEAR PLASTIC!

HAUNTED APPLE ORCHARD! PEOPLE KEEP FINDING A SINGLE PEAR AMONG THE APPLES THAT THEY PICKED THEMSELVES!

BURNING LEAVES REALLY BANNED BECAUSE IT RELEASED GHOSTS!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

In your darkest hour be grateful for the “flashlight” app on your phone.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Dee Kihnblooz