May 8, 2017
World Red Cross and Red Crescent Day

BIRTHDAYS
Bob Clampett 1913
Don Rickles 1926
Michel Gondry 1963

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

04/27/17 Chesapeake Views: Luxury living on the bay.
*04/26/17 At the Table: British food culture. UK.
04/21/17 Tail: Fly fishing magazine.
*04/20/17 Topix Media special Dreamworks Dragons: Ultimate dragon trainer’s guide!
04/12/17 Witness: The modern writer as witness.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The endangered Whooping Crane is the tallest bird in America.
— May Ranger Rick

Ostriches have three stomachs.
— May  Ranger Rick Jr

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

MAYOR OF TOWN OVERRUN WITH FUZZY BUNNIES
MAKES EXTERMINATORS WAIT UNTIL AFTER EASTER

IN THIS THEME PARK NIGHTMARES REALLY DO COME TRUE!

DAYTIME TALK SHOW HOST ELECTRIFIES HIS DRESSING ROOM DOOR
TO ZAP INTRUSIVE STAFFERS

“I’m sure it will be fine,” SAYS CAMPER AT SCARY CLOWN NATIONAL FOREST

ONE-EYED COCKER SPANIEL HAS OVER 9 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Never do wrong unless it’s the right thing to do.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Bill Collector