October 17, 2016
International Day for the Eradication of Poverty

BIRTHDAYS
Evel Knievel 1938
George Wendt 1948
Mike Judge 1962

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

09/29/16 Dell Totally Pocket Sudoku: For solvers on the go!
09/27/16 Orlando: The city’s magazine.
*09/26/16 The Messy Heads: Me, my mess, & I.
*09/21/16 English Period Homes: UK.
*09/21/16 Our Quilting: Quilts, techniques, artists & more.
*09/20/16 Toile: The fabric of fashion.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Workers at the coffee shop in CIA HQ aren’t allowed to write customers’ names on cups.
— November National Geographic KiDS

William Henry Harrison was President for only one month.
— All About History Book of U.S. Presidents

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

WATCH YOUR TRICK-OR-TREATERS – ONE MAY BE A REAL GHOST OR GOBLIN!

DISNEY PATRONS HOSPITALIZED WITH SEVER EARWORM INFESTATION!

82% OF GIRAFFES DRIVE CONVERTIBLES

FIELD OF SUNFLOWERS CONCEALS SECRET COLONY OF HUMUNCULI!

LOST IN THE DESERT? DON’T ACCEPT A RIDE ON THE PHANTOM STAGECOACH!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Today I learned how to play The Piano. On the DVD player.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Irene Lee Thinxeau