September 12, 2016
National Chocolate Milkshake Day

BIRTHDAYS
H. L. Mencken 1880
Walter B. Gibson 1897
Louis C.K. 1967

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/27/16 Garden Gate presents Backyard Retreat: Flip over for Autumn Gardenscapes.
08/26/16 Editorialist: Shop every page in real time.
*08/24/16 Creative Dot To Dot: Relaxing puzzles for adults. UK.
*08/24/16 Country Collectibles presents Herbal Remedies: Natural health for the whole family… pets, too!
*08/24/16 Jack Hanna’s Wild But True!: Mind-blowing animal facts on every page.
*08/24/16  The Big Book Of Vintage Style Homes: Creative interiors · Inspiring ideas · Design solutions.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Horses cannot vomit.
— 2017 Blum’s Farmer’s and Planter’s Almanac

Elvis was a Cleveland Browns fan.
–2017 The Almanac for Farmers & City Folk

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

‘SPECTRAL HELL-HOUND’ TURNS OUT TO BE A WEINER DOG WITH A TUMMY ACHE

WORLD’S GREATEST CHESS PLAYER LOSES AT TIC-TAC-TOE EVERY TIME!

MICROSCOPE PROVES IT: OHIO FARMER GROWS WORLD’S SMALLEST PUMPKIN!

WORLD’S LARGEST CORN MAZE SHUT DOWN – TOO MANY PEOPLE COULDN’T FIND THEIR WAY OUT!

CLOWN WHO LIVES IN THE WOODS CAN’T FIND CHILDREN TO EAT THE COOKIES HE BAKES

Weekly Words of Wisdom

People poke fun but it takes brains to be a zombie.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Gideon Gaye